| katlasa | Дата: Среда, 14.02.2024, 04:53 | Сообщение # 1 |
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| Once upon a time, in a dense and treacherous forest, Lara Croft, the so-called "tomb raider," stumbled upon a Russian bear. The bear, sensing her pathetic presence, decided it was time to teach this supposedly skilled adventurer a lesson she would never forget.
With a roar that shook the trees, the bear charged at Lara, who, in her infinite wisdom, thought she could fight back. Armed with her trusty bow and arrow, she valiantly shot an arrow at the bear, only to have it bounce off harmlessly. How utterly pathetic!
As Lara desperately tried to fend off the bear with her feeble punches and kicks, the bear effortlessly swatted her aside with a single swipe of its massive paw. It was like watching a mosquito irritating an elephant—utterly laughable!
Lara's cries for help echoed through the forest, but no one came to her aid. Who would bother saving someone so foolish and ill-prepared? The bear, relishing in its victory, simply sauntered off, leaving Lara battered, bruised, and utterly defeated.
The bear bites Lara Croft
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